Simon Green

A is for Apple 
Favourite fruit? 
I love a banana but not too ripe.

B is for Beach 
Favourite holiday destination?
Prague - beautiful and chilled out with a few quality beers.

C is for Car 
First car? 
Vauxhall Corsa - second hand, had her for 8 years!

D is for Dog 
First and current pet? 
I had a cat called Fozzie when I was a kid.

E is for Embarrassment 
Most embarrassing moment?
Too many to mention but the time I was in Scouts and did an assault course at a Jamboree stands out. I went through a tyre and as I came out my shorts stayed in the tyre!

F is for Football 
Who do you support? 
Manchester United, Hull KR, Boston Bruins, New England Patriots, London Irish

G is for Game 
What do you play? 
Silly beggars!

H is for History 
Where are you from? 
I escaped from Moston, Manchester in 1995

I is for Ice Cream 
Favourite flavour? 
Chocolate

J is for Jungle 
If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A sloth

K is for Kettle 
Tea or coffee? 
Coffee in the morning, tea after 12

L is for Lumber 
What’s the most trouble you got into as a kid?
I got arrested for skinny dipping in the North Sea once.

M is for Munchies 
Favourite food? 
At the moment it's Indian. Chicken Madras, mushroom rice and a keema nan.

N is for Naughty 
Who’s your celebrity crush? 
Suranne Jones. Fancy he like mad!

O is for Optics 
We’re at the bar, what would you like?
Real ale - preferably Timothy Taylor, Joseph Holts or Robinson's Trooper.

P is for Pet hate 
What do you have an irrational hatred of?
Keith Lemon. I would never tire of punching him in the face.

Q is for Queen Vic or Rovers?
Corrie or Eastenders? 
Corrie. Always Corrie.

R is for Region 
What’s your favourite thing about Wigan and St. Helens?
The people and the pies

S is for Sing Song 
What’s your karaoke song? 
10CC - Dreadlock Holiday

T is for Toast 
What do you have for breakfast?
A bowl of Weetabix with Corn Flakes on top.

U is for Underwear 
Boxers, y-fronts, knickers or commando?
Boxers. 

V is for Video 
Favourite film? 
Monty Python's Life of Brian

W is for Worry 
What are you scared of? 
Wasps and fire...and heights

X is for X Ray Vision 
What super power do you wish you had and why?
I was going to say invisibility but you'd get run over all the time. I'd like to be able to speak any language!

Y is for Yo yo 
Favourite toy? 
I had an old reord player and would pretend to be on the radio with it.

Z is for Zip It 
Last thing you wish you hadn’t said?
Yes.